Michelle Renee Coudon as Bitchibon
Alexander Paul Morris – Lighting, Sound and Camera Dude
Music: “Amari Wakaranai Kedo” by Kulimu
Hi! Hi! My sister slept with my forty-year-old history teacher / boyfriend. She is a penniless slut. If she’d charge more than eleven dollars for a hand job she’d have more money. She has a cat. I hate them both.
I tried to drown that fat ass pussy in the bathtub. I failed. So I threw in a hairdryer to electrocute it but that failed too. So I went to the garage and found an old kerosene lamp. I dumped the oil into the tub and lit it with a blow torch. It lit that fucking thing up like the 4th of July but didn’t kill the little fucker. I went to the basement and found a chainsaw, some ginzu knives, ninja stars, Osama Bin Laden, weapons of mass destruction, a Celine Dion CD, mustard gas and a guy from the “Wiggles”. But I didn’t get a chance to complete my mission. That pussy bitch heard Celine and committed hara-kiri.”
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What’s the song in the end? Lol, there’s someone jeaaaaloooooous <3
Kuwaie desu! Anata wa tadashii ni Nihongo o hanshimashika. Speak of Japanese foods do you know about michiko? Would it cook good in a rice cooker?
which part darl?
lmaoo you do a really really good japanese girl imitation. especially the eyes and the head nods xDD
I was replying to DH2020′s comment below, but for some reason, it didn’t get put underneath it.
Isnt it on the subtitles? D:
Hey noobious one, could you translate that to intelligent speech for those of us who weren’t raised on TV, videogames & comic books?
damn that bitch is bomb!
BIG Fail
why do you know so many japanese foods?
Fail.
don’t worry these n00bs just don’t get it, and if they do, then they’re basement dwelling weeaboos that love fapping ova Magibon eating pizza with her “lovely” teeth and talking like a 5 yr old boy… this chick pwns! she did it 4 lulz ppl come on show sum love!!!
b.s.
seppoku or something is whe you ut your guts
Well, it depends, but you got the right idea
retarded dumbass
you are a dumbass
so poor –’
is hara-kiri when you commit suicide by ripping out your internal organs through a cut made in your stomach?
rofl she says edamame—-seriously that means soybean.
Beauty!!!
ok look ur hot but ur kinda immature…. how old are you little girl???????
nasty
XDD
what a waste of time,