Michelle Renee Coudon as Bitchibon
Alexander Paul Morris – Lighting, Sound and Camera Dude
Music: “Amari Wakaranai Kedo” by Kulimu
Hi! Hi! My sister slept with my forty-year-old history teacher / boyfriend. She is a penniless slut. If she’d charge more than eleven dollars for a hand job she’d have more money. She has a cat. I hate them both.
I tried to drown that fat ass pussy in the bathtub. I failed. So I threw in a hairdryer to electrocute it but that failed too. So I went to the garage and found an old kerosene lamp. I dumped the oil into the tub and lit it with a blow torch. It lit that fucking thing up like the 4th of July but didn’t kill the little fucker. I went to the basement and found a chainsaw, some ginzu knives, ninja stars, Osama Bin Laden, weapons of mass destruction, a Celine Dion CD, mustard gas and a guy from the “Wiggles”. But I didn’t get a chance to complete my mission. That pussy bitch heard Celine and committed hara-kiri.”
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Lame attention whore stealing attention from another attention whore.
lol
fail. did she die?
there all attention whores. youtube is attention whore paradise.
SHES AN AMERICAN WEEBO
=O AWETHOME
és pouco boa és, comia te toda
That was pretty mean.
wow she’s kinda hot lolz
Tempura teriyaki = “But I didn’t get a chance”
SIC bitch! leave that Japanese/China girl alone!
She’s not Japanese/Chinese, she’s a socially inept, brain-damaged American girl with fantasies of one day turning Japanese.
I mean I’m sorry but you look like Monica Lewinsky would today
It would have been seriously funny if it wasn’t at somebody’s expense. BTW: You’re pretty, mind if I stick something in your mouth? LOL!!!
this is pure shit posted on here that werent even funny….. ^0^
hahaha mushroom sushi = ”but that failed too”? lol
picking your nose, digging for gold
i heard teriyaki, potato
What do you mean it’s good Japanese, lol!? It’s FOOD!!!!!
awesome! It’s good Japanese!
you are reading a japanese menu aren’t you?!?!?!?! LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!!
That was funny about the person in the vid reading a japanese cuisine menu! You don’t look enough like Magibon/Mririan tho bcz your head is 3x around longer than hers, cut out the nose pic part my gosh
show me your boobs
Don’t you get it by now. It’s all these stupid jealousies that most of American girls have ruined your populalities.
*shrug* Magibon in reality is American as well…so…
….this isnt where i parked my car..
hahahahahhah
You idiot, she was naming Japanese food half the time.
And that’s my point. Stop calling me an idiot, Scarlett, unless that is how you greet guys you like.
Scarlett got pwned.
Funny, she actually speaks better Japanese than Magibon.
shes so hoottt
estas muuuuy pendeja