Barack Obama does hot pizza, and we say keep the change!
However, the underprivileged seem more destitute than ever, still wondering how the $700 BILLION bailout helped them out, especially since Joe the Plumber laid them off.
They also wonder why Obama couldn’t turn over a good chunk of that $150 MILLION a month he was receiving in campaign contributions.
Guess we should have known better when his buddies at Fannie Mae called him their “family” and “conscience”.
Regardless, with the dollar once again in the crapper, at least he did manage to get his piehole on what people now call the “new dollar bill”.
(knock knock) Michelle: Yeah, coming!
PDB: Pizza Delivery Boy!
Michelle: Hi. How much is this?
PDB: $700,000
Michelle: $700,000 bucks?!! WOW, ok, well, here’s a MILLION, uggh. Just, KEEP THE CHANGE…!
PDB: Oh, muchos gracias seniorita!
Michelle: Yeah, you’re welcome… De nada!
Michelle: Yeah, thank you.
PDB: Enjoy it.
Michelle: Thanks!
Tags: barack obama, change, collapse, credit crisis, democrat, fannie mae, federal reserve, freddie mac, inflation, joe the plumber, john mccain, keep the change, market crash, obama million dollar bill, presidential election, republican, ron paul
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@YTdiscusser Listen up idiot, the reason the countrys the way it is is be of liberals that are hell bent on seeing a commie regime lead their sorid lives. If you go to work every day and earn a paycheck, you are a middle class American. On that basis, I consider Bill Gates to be middle class. The great thing about America is that I can dream of becoming a middle class American earning Bill Gates kind of money..cont.
It’s not just the middle class liberals hate; it’s the American Dream they hate. And Obama will effectively end the opportunity for upward mobility if he gets his way.
@materialclassified wtf are yout talking about. bill gates is the 2nd richest man on earth, if he is middle class, than there is no high class. and yeah it’s great how you’re critic to obama is accurate and shit, but obama hasn’t done any bad to america, like i said he’s not a good nore a bad president.
@YTdiscusser I hope you don’t vote..geez!!! We need to get this man out of office before it is too late to save our country, God, The Constitution, and Our Founding Fathers. May God help us out from under this teariny before it is to late. He is the biggest failure we could have ever voted into office, along with Pelosi and some of the Congress and Senate morons.
@materialclassified are you shitting me!? jeez you’re so stubborn!!!! it’s already too late!!! ever since bush , it’s already been too late, it’ll take atleast three more presidents to see a change, Obama can’t do everything in only 4 years! t
OBAMAS TRUELY RETARDED VOTERS: Guy goes into a bar and there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168.” The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious. So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini,” and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “Uh, about 50.” The robot leans in real close and says, “So, are you people still happy you voted for Obama?”
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we’re all going to see alot of crazy shit over thext 3 yrs,and its only going to get crazier and crazier from here on,we aint seen nothing yet but it is coming.
i saw that in mexico ( :
Satan belongs in hell; Kennedy belongs in the White House. If we are to allow the devil in the White House, then we’re the MOST disgusting nation in God’s world.
hilarious…where can we get one of those on the net? I have a million Reagan note…gotta get them all I guess…fun stuff
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@stingerz1 well it isnt his fualt. america was in a shit hole BEFORE he became pres.
@pheonixArchr obama is a peice of shit and anyone who voted for him is a complete retard. I f you do not see this your an idiot who needs to take an economics 101 class.
@Trashfished we’re in this shit bucket because of bush. Obama is no agood president at all. but don’t blame the voters, any other president that ran would be doing the same stupid mistakes. take an economics class
@YTdiscusser Sorry dude obama owns this mess. He has spent more money (we do not have ) than all previouse presidents combined. At least with Bush we whaced tens of thousands of muslim terrorists!! And the world is ssoooo much a better place for everyone he whacked!
@Trashfished basically, obama is trying to turn off the fire that bush started with gasoline. america is in debt for thousands of billions of dollars for the longest time now.
@YTdiscusser LOL!! You are a koolaid drinker!! Anyone dont see this is a retarded liberal!! At least with W. we got tens of thousands of muslim terrorists WHACKED!!!
It’s funny because it’s about to be true. ;’(
Obama is just a new world order PUPPET.
When will people start to use Obama’s real adopted name? He’s Barry Soetoro, people. Either that, or Obama bin Laden.
yawnn, EPIC FAIL oh so its all obama’s fault ??
If O’BlahBlah keeps it up that million will only buy you a small one-topping
I would love to see Obama on a million dollar bill. Makes life ALOT easier for the super rich.
Okay I thought I already said please someone with a IQ higher than 100 Respond! not a 98 or even 99.. Oh wait damn it I am sorry you can’t count that high…