In this episode, you’ll learn how to make to make the World’s Most Crude Cocktail, a BP Oil Spill! This Naughty Tipple ain’t your Grandpa’s Texas Tea! A BP Oil Spill Cocktail is a rich source of liquid man-made materials. To start, pour two ounces of a surprise spirit of your choosing. Follow up with an ounce each of blue curaçao, melon liqueur and fresh lime juice. But wait, that’s not all! Pollute by adding a splash or a dash of the following contaminates; soy sauce, balsamic vinegar, olive oil and aromatic bitters. Get down ‘n dirty by garnishing with chocolate syrup, fish-shaped candy and a festive cocktail parasol. Here’s a tip – don’t contain your excitement or spillage while creating a BP Oil Spill. Have fun making a big mess and worry about the cleanup later. And remember, a slick host or hostess always serves a drink with a napkin and a smile!
This beverage has benefits thanks to savory sardines and black olives as garnish alternatives. They’re both a good source of Omega-3 and Omega-6 fatty acids. Canned sardines are also an excellent source of protein, niacin, calcium, Vitamins D and B-12 and cholesterol. However, heed caution and don’t allow this BP Oil Spill to fuel you. This tipple’s toxicity levels are off the charts and imbibing too may be hazardous to your health. Click here to watch a sexy and aerobic Hangover Cure to remedy your inebriation.
All kidding aside, the BP (or Deepwater Horizon) Oil Spill is a colossal ecological disaster. However, on average, there are 2,600 oil spills each year worldwide. Hair, fur, feathers and fleece clippings are absorbent, renewable natural fibers that are used to create containment booms for oil pollution clean-up. The next time you or your pet gets a trim, consider donating the clippings to a Matteroftrust.org. Not only is it a simple environmental solution, it’s also SIMPLE for YOU to make your charitable contribution. Woot for double wins!
So, tilt back your glass and celebrate the capped well with this filthy lil’ Mocktail bottoms up before Tropical Storm Bonnie blows over! Oh, and don’t forget your manners. Be sure to share this recipe with friends!
If you swoon over a sweet and playful tease then this bubbly Flirtini is for you! Sophisticates will want to sip this sweet ‘n sassy Park Avenue Princess wine cocktail. Stay tuned for the Naughty Tipples I’ll be serving up soon – an Eclipse cocktail and why I’m Hot for Hops!
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Music by Dabra “Madrugada” (Daniel_s_remix) and “Cidade Sol”, Loveshadow “We R 1″ , FuriousStereo “Rainha do Sol Remix” and kcentric “Desaprendere” (featuring Silvia O. Silky Jazz Mix) via http://www.ccmixter.org. Photo Credits: Kim Betton / U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.
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YOU ARE SO HOT!
@whiteandnerdy9909 Yup, it was hot that day. Thought I’d chill with a cool BP Oil Spill poolside. Just needed a cabana guy to keep me company.
amazing
@Nawazkhankakar 2.5 million gallons of oil dumped per day for nearly 90 days into the Gulf is amazing.
@vlogolution where i’m room..everything thing is drinkable
Hahahha I like your answer, well, your videos are great
They are still having problems with the oil spill from the Exxon Valdez in Alaska so it is a bit rich of the Yankees to complain about BP. Maybe the USA should use less oil and if they had then oil companies might not have had to seek oil from a mile below the ocean surface. Pot calling the kettle HOT.
@littlebigbrain Your littlebigbrain contradicts itself, no? Oil companies (and the govt.) do not want silly civilians to cease their need for crude! BP knew not to drill that deep and now we have fissures in the sea floor pluming oil. The Exxon Valdez spillage was from a tanker and in icy waters – not the same as BP. Yes, they are still finding oil on Alaskan beaches & who knows how the BP spill will play out w/ it in the Gulf Stream. The world needs to get w/ Green Alt. Energy.
so nice to see girls use their bodies like this. smh.
@loony10 It’s for charity! Manscape and donate your contribution to a Matter of Trust!
@vlogolution lol right im pretty sure there are better ways
Looks like diarrhea smeared all over yourself…maybe time for one of your bubble bath vids with a provocative title (good for racking up a few hundred K views, earn some more pesos for face makeup, skimpy outfits)
@MJL21194 My bubble bath trilogy still gets millions of views now. Should crude oil look pleasing like sparkles and fairy dust?
That’s awesome!
@roccosif1990 Thanks!
Yeap, sorry.. This oil dumping thing really bother me… It is a huge ecological disaster..
@crdrews Yes, this is only the beginning really.
@vlogolution Or better yet, BP, at suit of wankers, is better off getting its corporation stripped of its personhood… in America!
real UFO /watch?v=wbYZETHGijo
so what dose it taste like?
@ionrocket Salty, sugary, boozey, citrusy, tangy, savory unpleasantness.
crazy mix LOL but you fine mami:)
@yzon33 Gracias papi ;o)
mmmmm. oill.
@bl0115 mmmm…. sweet crude, black gold, Texas Tea…
ummm very messy………we like
@elmeeone Hurray for getting down and dirty! Although, cleanup for this was much far easier and much less costly.
@vlogolution it looks nasty! but im sure its pretty dam tasty!…. you made this drink?
@elmeeone Lol, of course I made! Who else would?
@vlogolution well i meant like invent it like the name & all?
This drink looks really nasty. Also, way to encourage the oil spill.
@annoyingguineapig It’s meant to look nasty and it MOCKS the oil spill – it does not encourage it!
People do anything to have its 5 milliseconds of fame this days. -_-
@crdrews You mean like people who dump 2.5 million gallons of crude oil into our delicate ocean basin? Yeah, those people SUCK!
I love MIDORI……..awesome!!! Remember, an “Oil Slick” is Jaeger and small amount of Redbull!!!
@UnderseaCaveman Yes, and an Alaskan Oil Spill is Blue Curacao, Jager and Rumple Minze.
@vlogolution hahahaa….that’s great (Rumple with Alaska “chill”…nice)…Aloha, UC
I like how this is making fun of the oilspill but…that doesn’t look good at all….
@mustang4010 It’s meant to be about as appetizing as what the marine life has to sip.
damn. I just cant get over how cute she is lol
@SotoBaggins I can’t get over how cute your username is.
@vlogolution thanks
Yes! This pleases Fikle.
@fikle I’m happy to have pleased a Fikle one.
id put my cock in her tail
that looks like it would taste….not so good
@toffeeaddiction It’s actually not as bad as it probably should be. Bitters make all cocktails fabulous.
lol awesome : D
@Kiddolinfen09 Thank you. You’re awesome.
Damn people are retarded…..Cant believe I spent 3 minutes watching this video before I realized it was making me dumber. She isn’t even that attractive. Then when you account for her claim to fame is mixing alcohol she loses even more points. Epic fail on all of you 48 people(no doubt horny unsexed males) who liked this garbage.
@tradgedykidd fugyoo, slug’s pecker!
@nezpercenathan It always makes me laugh when people reinforce my point by saying something really stupid. Thank you for being a moron and contributing to my point. Damn’t read a book or something.
@tradgedykidd What books are you reading this summer?
@vlogolution Well I can give you a few titles. Healing society: a prescription for global enlightenment The artist’s way: a spiritual path to higher creativity Art, mind, and brain: a cognitive approach to creativity. The Meaning of Truth Music and the sociological gaze: art worlds and culture There are a few to get you started.
@tradgedykidd I haven’t read any of those, did you read Spider Man #156 ?
@nezpercenathan “slug’s pecker”….i’ll have to start incorporating that one into my vernacular.