In this episode, you’ll learn how to make to make the World’s Most Crude Cocktail, a BP Oil Spill! This Naughty Tipple ain’t your Grandpa’s Texas Tea! A BP Oil Spill Cocktail is a rich source of liquid man-made materials. To start, pour two ounces of a surprise spirit of your choosing. Follow up with an ounce each of blue curaçao, melon liqueur and fresh lime juice. But wait, that’s not all! Pollute by adding a splash or a dash of the following contaminates; soy sauce, balsamic vinegar, olive oil and aromatic bitters. Get down ‘n dirty by garnishing with chocolate syrup, fish-shaped candy and a festive cocktail parasol. Here’s a tip – don’t contain your excitement or spillage while creating a BP Oil Spill. Have fun making a big mess and worry about the cleanup later. And remember, a slick host or hostess always serves a drink with a napkin and a smile!
This beverage has benefits thanks to savory sardines and black olives as garnish alternatives. They’re both a good source of Omega-3 and Omega-6 fatty acids. Canned sardines are also an excellent source of protein, niacin, calcium, Vitamins D and B-12 and cholesterol. However, heed caution and don’t allow this BP Oil Spill to fuel you. This tipple’s toxicity levels are off the charts and imbibing too may be hazardous to your health. Click here to watch a sexy and aerobic Hangover Cure to remedy your inebriation.
All kidding aside, the BP (or Deepwater Horizon) Oil Spill is a colossal ecological disaster. However, on average, there are 2,600 oil spills each year worldwide. Hair, fur, feathers and fleece clippings are absorbent, renewable natural fibers that are used to create containment booms for oil pollution clean-up. The next time you or your pet gets a trim, consider donating the clippings to a Matteroftrust.org. Not only is it a simple environmental solution, it’s also SIMPLE for YOU to make your charitable contribution. Woot for double wins!
So, tilt back your glass and celebrate the capped well with this filthy lil’ Mocktail bottoms up before Tropical Storm Bonnie blows over! Oh, and don’t forget your manners. Be sure to share this recipe with friends!
If you swoon over a sweet and playful tease then this bubbly Flirtini is for you! Sophisticates will want to sip this sweet ‘n sassy Park Avenue Princess wine cocktail. Stay tuned for the Naughty Tipples I’ll be serving up soon – an Eclipse cocktail and why I’m Hot for Hops!
You’re cordially invited to subscribe to the party here, join Michelle Coudon on Facebook & follow on Twitter for more Naughty Tipples. To order a drink or to suggest a beverage with benefits just tweet @michelleCtv.
Music by Dabra “Madrugada” (Daniel_s_remix) and “Cidade Sol”, Loveshadow “We R 1″ , FuriousStereo “Rainha do Sol Remix” and kcentric “Desaprendere” (featuring Silvia O. Silky Jazz Mix) via http://www.ccmixter.org. Photo Credits: Kim Betton / U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.
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@vlogolution The whole thing your gloves the drink the chocolate every where
I’ll party with you hear Michelle. Pour me a gin and tonic please, shaken… not stirred.
@Jjonathanhart Your cocktail taste is classic. But for a truly shaken…not stirred Tipple I’ll serve you a Vesper. Courtesy of Ian Fleming and yours truly.
Soy Sauce? Balsamic Vinegar? Olive Oil? Chocolate? I think I’ll pass…
@Stevel024 It’s an acquired taste.
This is just nasty’d
@muzvit Nasty’d? There’s a past tense for nasty? I learned something new today. This polluted drink is for an acquired palate.
Clever.
@cmyanmar13 Glad you think so! Thanks for sharing!
i’m not yawning at all
@browneye1968 I’m glad to hear that you didn’t take a nap while watching my vid! My arm got a tired from that very good, long and hard shake.
@vlogolution sounds like a connotation to something haha, i like your sense of humour and you’re really gorgeous. Took my breath away.
Man, you so good looking. I’d love to go out with you.
@Jjonathanhart You can partay with me here or on my Facebook fan page!
i loveee u girl !!!
@genitourinario Love ya more!
i love u girl !!!
the ring on your glove lol i love your videos
@razaelectropura I’m so glad you noticed! I gal’s still gotta have some fashionable cocktail bling while making a mess!
no I subbed because I thought she was going to make more magibon hate videos.. god how many slutty vids are there?
@hanito294 Sweetie, I never make “hate” videos so let’s just clear that up right now! Bitchibon is just a conflicted American girl who desperately wants to be sweet and Japanese but can’t be because that’s not who or what she is. Fans have requested that Bitchibon make a cameo appearance for a Kung Fu, Grasshopper or Kamikaze cocktail. That will be out this summer.
Lmfaoo @ the shaking sequence, priceless, I died laughing
@TdotSoul Oh hunnie, I don’t want you to die laughing. I want you to want to come back to have another good laugh!
@vlogolution too late, I ded :[
ALADDIN GEE–I hate the BP oil spill our world is too messy as it is already no more polution please thats whats killing us clean up the world lets all go green
@aladdingee Yes, the globe needs to get on the green, alternative energy bandwagon! Unfortunately, there is too much industry (money) to be made in crude.
Obviously you are OK with BP’s destruction of Louisiana’s, seafood & fishing industries, and now with a tropical storm approaching this weekend, this video is even funnier, isn’t it? Thanks for your sensitivity in “pimping the revolution” and we hope you make 30 or 40 cents off this exploitation video.
@thegibbshow Yes, it’s obvious that I support eco-friendly charities like Matter of Trust to help clean up OIL POLLUTION. I guess you missed that two minute tidbit and staring at my boobs instead.
Michelle, you drunk. Love the exquisite voice over and background Score. And, come on? You guys are makin’ this up. No one their almost right minds would drink one of these. 3;-)
@FriscoDuck415 Yes, you know I’m fun-spirited, high on life and all quacked up! I triple dog dare you to drink this…or use it as a delicious marinade.
@vlogolution I no you didn’t!! Not a TRIPPLE-dawg dare. Gonna have to break the Code on this one. I much rather have a Park Avenue Princess. Thanks for challenging though. Noice.
@vlogolution :O your totaly right
This is not ment to be tasty. Btw :p
@Rosalila You’re a smart cookie! :o)
hot damn..why aren’t you on t.v!?
@MalfurionxStormrage Hmmm…..soon enough (wink, wink!)!
Shes gets all her subs cause shes got big tits!
@LOLUMAD725 That’s not true – I’ve been their sub (yes they, its a team, not just her alone) for a long time and well over a year and a half now. They’ve been around doing their own thing and I support it. Damn I’m passionate, typed more words than the average user wants to read.
@ViLeDeth Thank you for your passion! It’s much appreciated.
@LOLUMAD725 I get subscribers because my viewers are just as much a part of the production as I am. I socialize with my fans because they ROCK! And also because I create well produced, instructional infotainment.
Will this drink turn you into a frankenstein?
@singasadsong No, more like a mutant sea turtle.
love it
@Sven2Perroy Thanks hun, love ya!
You rock, Michelle! If I were a cocktail drinker I might try it. I’m lame though…I drink beer.
@jynx13 That’s not lame! I’ll have a video out soon about how you put skanky beer to good use. You’ll have to BYOB for that “round”.
@vlogolution I am intrigued.
show your tits and get 759 views in one day?
@lesbiansaregoodandch A bikini (actually, monokini) = showing your tits? Next time I’ll rock a Burkini. Even so, someone will comment that I dared to show my ankles.
@vlogolution im just sayin, you wearing a bikini help you get nice views, and i applaud you. not saying that there’s anything wrong with that. boobie power x4 is what im trying to get at here.
@lesbiansaregoodandch I wore a bikini because it’s appropriate for the beach/ocean theme of this mocktail. If I were only trying to up my views I’d wear a bikini in every video!
@vlogolution Well. You can not say that *BIKINI INCLUDED!!! was just for the beach theme in this video.
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Is that your voice throughout the vid :)? its soothing to hear
@123adrianramirez Yes, it’s always my voice. I do a lot of voice over in my videos because I live in the City. Constant background noise like honking cab drivers or helicopters.
I just watched this vid to see you in a bikini no offense
@bulbo21 None taken. Maybe you learned something too.
@vlogolution Well Im not really Drink kinda guy I prefeer a beer or clean vodka but you are really hot =x