In this episode, you’ll learn how to make to make the World’s Most Crude Cocktail, a BP Oil Spill!  This Naughty Tipple ain’t your Grandpa’s Texas Tea!  A BP Oil Spill Cocktail is a rich source of liquid man-made materials.  To start, pour two ounces of a surprise spirit of your choosing.  Follow up with an ounce each of blue curaçao, melon liqueur and fresh lime juice.  But wait, that’s not all!  Pollute by adding a splash or a dash of the following contaminates;  soy sauce, balsamic vinegar, olive oil and aromatic bitters.  Get down ‘n dirty by garnishing with chocolate syrup, fish-shaped candy and a festive cocktail parasol.  Here’s a tip – don’t contain your excitement or spillage while creating a BP Oil Spill.  Have fun making a big mess and worry about the cleanup later.  And remember, a slick host or hostess always serves a drink with a napkin and a smile!
This beverage has benefits thanks to savory sardines and black olives as garnish alternatives.  They’re both a good source of Omega-3 and Omega-6 fatty acids.  Canned sardines are also an excellent source of protein, niacin, calcium, Vitamins D and B-12 and cholesterol.  However, heed caution and don’t allow this BP Oil Spill to fuel you.  This tipple’s toxicity levels are off the charts and imbibing too may be hazardous to your health.  Click here to watch a sexy and aerobic Hangover Cure to remedy your inebriation.
All kidding aside, the BP (or Deepwater Horizon) Oil Spill is a colossal ecological disaster. Â However, on average, there are 2,600 oil spills each year worldwide. Â Hair, fur, feathers and fleece clippings are absorbent, renewable natural fibers that are used to create containment booms for oil pollution clean-up. Â The next time you or your pet gets a trim, consider donating the clippings to a Matteroftrust.org. Â Not only is it a simple environmental solution, it’s also SIMPLE for YOU to make your charitable contribution. Â Woot for double wins!
So, tilt back your glass and celebrate the capped well with this filthy lil’ Mocktail bottoms up before Tropical Storm Bonnie blows over! Â Oh, and don’t forget your manners. Â Be sure to share this recipe with friends!
If you swoon over  a sweet and playful tease then this bubbly Flirtini is for you!  Sophisticates will want to sip this sweet ‘n sassy Park Avenue Princess wine cocktail.  Stay tuned for the Naughty Tipples I’ll be serving up soon – an Eclipse cocktail and why I’m Hot for Hops!
You’re cordially invited to subscribe to the party here, join Michelle Coudon on Facebook & follow on Twitter for more Naughty Tipples.  To order a drink or to suggest a beverage with benefits just tweet @michelleCtv.
Music by Dabra “Madrugada” (Daniel_s_remix) and “Cidade Sol”, Loveshadow “We R 1″ , FuriousStereo “Rainha do Sol Remix” and kcentric “Desaprendere” (featuring Silvia O. Silky Jazz Mix) via http://www.ccmixter.org. Photo Credits: Kim Betton / U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.
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I didn’t see boobage in the list of ingredients, yet they are clearly present in the cocktail preparation. In fact they’re about the only things I saw. Would you please revise your list love?
@kossmikham We’re just rewinding tidbits and rewatching? There was a lot more in there than a goofy shimmy and a shake!
@vlogolution Sorry love. I watched again (and again), and all I see are shimmies and shakes amid that lovely bosa nova, and I keep hearing “shaker” this and “shaker” that, and ooohs and aaaahs. And by the way, nothing “goofy” about those shimmies and shakes. Please!! They are highly skilled, finely tuned, exquisitely tasteful, grade A shimmies and shakes! A work of art.
@kossmikham Thank you, I’m glad you like my “curvitivity”.
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ALADDIN GEE–Your right someone is making alot of money that selfish prick what about unity killing the enviornment all because of money i bet he caun’t take it with him when he die whats the point of gaining the riches of this world and loose your soul give that to him or her
@aladdingee Hip hip hurray for GREEN, sustainable ENERGY!
awesome
@tonydmen1 Thanks hun.
love your hair and outfit your so beautiful tighter gloves the sexyer
@narcovice I’m happy you like my Oil Pollution Clean up Fashion statement!
@vlogolution not sure what you mean by fasion statement but love your hair and non nudeds. meaning beautiful clothes
@narcovice Thank you! It’s refreshing to have someone compliment my wardrobe. Compared to other comments, lol.
@vlogolution oh poor thing people are gross sometime if you want you can be friends with me on my face book. love your videos and i dont even drink lol
You’re gorgeous and very inventive. I like the satire of the video, but a great idea (or recipe, as it were) as well.
@MrThriceCycle A double thank you to you, sir. I’m happy you like my mixed up and fun-spirited video!
I”m not sure if thats the grosses or most offensive thing i’ve ever seen
@IVtomatoXX It’s not nearly as offensive as the real thing slicked across the Gulf of Mexico.
that looks awful lol
@blkxwht as it should!
ALADDIN GEE–You are very beautifl Mitchelle i just love you amd flirting with you lol
@aladdingee Sounds like you tried the Flirtini recipe! watch?v=qIUt8eTbqqE
ALADDIN GEE–The crude is causing too much fude it’s all politricks we have solar energy why not use dat we don’t need oil it’s too messy
@aladdingee They want us to use oil — someone is making a lot of money from it!
1st half of this drink sounds great 2nd half and the fact it looks like doo doo water kinda ruined it. But keep shaking those drinks girl!!
@WeShallC Yes, it’s polluted with several contaminates.
Honestly I love you because you reply to everybody’s comments (well almost everybody’s xD). I hope more success to come to your vid’s
@123adrianramirez Thank you for the kind words! I enjoy responding to those who take the time to add their commentary. Well, almost all…lol.
shes so beautiful. sexy gloves
@narcovice Like I told another viewer…those 99 cent gloves are HOT….to wear.
YUM ! Gal , ye shake me & ye stir me !
@Hemulen40 ARghhh….alrighty there matey!
Yes, they filmed Big at Playland starring Tom Hanks. They also filmed a scene there with Glenn Close for the movie Fatal Attraction. Your videos are so professional, you look like a celebrity. So when can I take you out to dinner?
@Jjonathanhart Thank you, I’m glad you think so much of my videos. Honestly, I don’t have time for dinner! My din din last night was a burrito at 11 p.m.
Uhm… I never subscribed to this person, why are they in my subscriptions?
@neonlightshow You must have at some point or time! I don’t think there is a Subscription Fairy. If there is, she’s never come to visit me.
Michelle I can’t get enough of You. Oh You are such a wonderful, sultry Goddess, WHOWWW!
@Nightshift10000 You can get your fill here on my channel! Or on my Facebook fan page.
great
yuk looks like it would taste like shit
@bcgal0004 It’s called “BP Oil Spill” because it’s not suppose to be pleasant looking.
@hazing420 Exactly!
you are damn right with your repaly to me eariler yesterday
i like it when you say “secure the cape” Michelle. not easy for bp.
@al3baidly You’re slick. You caught my double entendre!
How considerate acknowledging Ian Fleming, creator of 007. Check out my Rye Playland Video Poems I wrote.
@Jjonathanhart Rye Playland…wasn’t that in the movie “Big”?
Also love hearing you say rimming rubber cock and squezze sorry I have just done a 9 hour sift with only 4 hour sleep
You are a very desirable young lady, howeve , I am more concerned about the message rather than the messenger. I am not trying to offend you, but this tragedy is real thing and it’s easy to be “removed” from it if you are not in the middle of it. I have been one of your subscribers a long time and I only voice my opinion. With respect.
@thegibbshow This Mocktail is intended to mock BP’s negligence; not the fishing or tourism industries of Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida or Texas. That’s why I included facts about the oil spill and how we can all contribute to cleanup BP’s mess. Even if it’s in a very small way. Thank you for your longtime viewership.
love the way you say rubber gloves
@lokallize Rubba is so much more fun to say than latex.
@vlogolution why don’t know why its just that voice of yours I wish I could have you alll to my self while you say rubber glove, but you are more then a woman more a light that needs to shine every man’s heart