In this episode, you’ll learn how to make to make the World’s Most Crude Cocktail, a BP Oil Spill! This Naughty Tipple ain’t your Grandpa’s Texas Tea! A BP Oil Spill Cocktail is a rich source of liquid man-made materials. To start, pour two ounces of a surprise spirit of your choosing. Follow up with an ounce each of blue curaçao, melon liqueur and fresh lime juice. But wait, that’s not all! Pollute by adding a splash or a dash of the following contaminates; soy sauce, balsamic vinegar, olive oil and aromatic bitters. Get down ‘n dirty by garnishing with chocolate syrup, fish-shaped candy and a festive cocktail parasol. Here’s a tip – don’t contain your excitement or spillage while creating a BP Oil Spill. Have fun making a big mess and worry about the cleanup later. And remember, a slick host or hostess always serves a drink with a napkin and a smile!
This beverage has benefits thanks to savory sardines and black olives as garnish alternatives. They’re both a good source of Omega-3 and Omega-6 fatty acids. Canned sardines are also an excellent source of protein, niacin, calcium, Vitamins D and B-12 and cholesterol. However, heed caution and don’t allow this BP Oil Spill to fuel you. This tipple’s toxicity levels are off the charts and imbibing too may be hazardous to your health. Click here to watch a sexy and aerobic Hangover Cure to remedy your inebriation.
All kidding aside, the BP (or Deepwater Horizon) Oil Spill is a colossal ecological disaster. However, on average, there are 2,600 oil spills each year worldwide. Hair, fur, feathers and fleece clippings are absorbent, renewable natural fibers that are used to create containment booms for oil pollution clean-up. The next time you or your pet gets a trim, consider donating the clippings to a Matteroftrust.org. Not only is it a simple environmental solution, it’s also SIMPLE for YOU to make your charitable contribution. Woot for double wins!
So, tilt back your glass and celebrate the capped well with this filthy lil’ Mocktail bottoms up before Tropical Storm Bonnie blows over! Oh, and don’t forget your manners. Be sure to share this recipe with friends!
If you swoon over a sweet and playful tease then this bubbly Flirtini is for you! Sophisticates will want to sip this sweet ‘n sassy Park Avenue Princess wine cocktail. Stay tuned for the Naughty Tipples I’ll be serving up soon – an Eclipse cocktail and why I’m Hot for Hops!
You’re cordially invited to subscribe to the party here, join Michelle Coudon on Facebook & follow on Twitter for more Naughty Tipples. To order a drink or to suggest a beverage with benefits just tweet @michelleCtv.
Music by Dabra “Madrugada” (Daniel_s_remix) and “Cidade Sol”, Loveshadow “We R 1″ , FuriousStereo “Rainha do Sol Remix” and kcentric “Desaprendere” (featuring Silvia O. Silky Jazz Mix) via http://www.ccmixter.org. Photo Credits: Kim Betton / U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.
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@vlogolution lolz.. but i thought we re talking something dif… on a serious note.. u re right..
Looks like something that drops out of my anus after a bad curry.
lol im a girl….and i only watch it for her…
@KITANA91 Thank you girlie!
They try to doctor up photos to make not look soo bad you know like Pamla Anderson dose just kiding lol
Is it a man?
HAHA looks fun drank.
@jojobeans64 It was more fun to make!
i watched this video for only one reason..
@infamous242 Good cleaning habits lol just kiding she is a nice looking lady
This looks disgusting.
@alli4jc It’s meant to be the Gulf in a Glass.
@vlogolution Michelle you are so beautiful, so sexy, so good looking and your voice is so sexy your voice sounds so horny just listening your sexy voice it turns me on. Michelle you really are the hottest women on the web, you are hotter than Obama girl Amber Lee Ettinger. Your boyfriend Alex is the luckiest guy alive , damn he’s so lucky to have such a beautiful girlfriend like you I wish I was him.
@alli4jc Really disgusting!
Thanks for writing again Michelle. I see you’re from New York too. Why don’t you send me a personal E-Mail so my comments aren’t posted here for your other fans to see.
@Jjonathanhart I respond to my lovely commentators and allow all to see. I don’t have time for the thousands of private messages I get a day. Sorry!
That’s quite all right. Look for my next Rye Playland poem featuring you at the Tiki bar as barmaid for the evening.
@Jjonathanhart I’m flattered!
@vlogolution i doubt u get thousands a day, u barely ahve 7k veiws on this video
The BP Oil Spill is a Fraud. Damn.
y are u drinking dhiarrea?
I’d like to compliment you on your wardrobe but I think you would look good in a burlap sack. Just about anything,really!
@dreambrew Wow thank you! Lucille Ball rocked a burlap sack years ago on “I Love Lucy”. That give me an idea for a Hobo-tini. Maybe I can make use of sardine garnishes once again.
@vlogolution Run with it! Hobo-tini sounds sexy!
nice drink look good.
one sexy girl
Glad you enjoyed your burrito at 11:00 P.M. Michelle, my name’s Jay. Nice meeting you charming lady. I’m from Westchester New York?
@Jjonathanhart Nice to meet you Sir Jay of Westchester.
BP chief Tony Hayward to STEP DOWN in Oct.! He’ll need a STIFF mess of a DRINK. Can you guess my recommendation?
@vlogolution I hope he chokes on a big oil ball.I bet the giant oil spill is from his wife”s make up lol
@Oggie1232 Sweetie, I can tell your slow by your spelling but you really need to work on your self-esteem. Start with positive affirmations!
@vlogolution yes, because thats how i spell.
At least she didnt fake her photos of her self like b.p did lol they look real to me lol
@ghosttrain2066 Hmm…true I didn’t fake my photos. Darn it…I was trying to be TOO AUTHENTIC!
i would love to share sum olive oil with you’s aNd the lovely bikini, keep up the great work…
@polyfoamworkshop I can share the olive oil but I don’t lend out my bikinis….sorry, it’s just a hygiene thing.
i got one COCK’tail :S
@XGunzAlexX What is your tipple of choice?
uh, okay.
cool
I think you might be able to salvage that cocktail if you use your hair to absorb all the oil from the mixture. If not I’ll stick to Crown and Seagrams 7 with enough Coke to make it black. Black tooth grin always gets the job done.
@gt3racer2187 Just remember to brush those teeth well afterwards!
I’m not so sure about the taste, but that was fun to watch.
@gatoradeguy07 I’m happy you had fun watching me have fun in my luxurious rooftop pool! Lol!
Your going to drive me to drinking Michelle because most of your drinks look yummy. P.S. don’t let them get you down ( i know you won’t) your always appreciated with or without a bikini. But please just for the sake of normal men and women who appreciate beauty in it’s finest form, please don’t stop looking sexy. I’m not going to feel guilty at all giving you a thumbs up. @}-;-’—
@1111news Thank you so much for the thumbs up, hunnie!