Get ready to break out your glow sticks and pump up your tipple situation! In this episode, learn how to make Jersey Shore’s Ron Ron Juice for a guaranteed filthy night. After a long afternoon of GTL, treat yourself and your Juicehead friends to this Bridge and Tunnel beverage. Don’t stress – you won’t break an acrylic nail while making this lushious drink . Ronnie’s signature libation is easier than all the JS castmates combined. Made with semi-fresh ingredients like juicy watermelon, maraschino cherries, blueberries, vodka (or light rum) and cranberry juice you won’t worry about it turning you into a hippopotamus or other zoo creature.
So, what are you waiting for? Grab a shaker and fist pump up a Ron Ron Juice cocktail! And remember to always Sip and Smush responsibly. This is the first video tutorial in the Jersey Shore lineup. The Naughty Tipple that will be served up next is a Snooki inspired Naughty Pickle Martini. Guidos and Gherkins, anyone?!!
You’re cordially invited to subscribe to the party here, join Michelle Coudon on Facebook & follow her Naughty Tweets for more Naughty Tipples. To order a fun-spirited drink, or to suggest a beverage with benefits tweet @michelleCtv.
Music by DJ Guido “Dirty Weekend (Stump the Bass Mix)” and “The Pharmacy in My Head”, Loveshadow “We R 1″ and FuriousStereo “Rainha do Sol Remix” and kcentric “Desaprendere” via http://www.ccmixter.org.
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YOU ARE SO HOT.
You are a crazy chick.
That was strangely transfixing. I didn’t find myself caring about a word that was said, but I just couldn’t stop watching. This would be the perfect format for a superbowl ad.
you look like a porn star. -___-
i would pop her cherry
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need to marry here is the soluton ***** rockmycity.info *****
was that really a dirty condom?
@mason510 Was that really a question or were you being a smartass?
@Stoopudjurcee1 im not hopeless you are
ide love to spill my coctail/beer on her ass and tits….
collllllllllllll baby
Hey Michelle you should make a video with a muscle car or a truck for us southerners!
Alexander is maybe the worlds only avowed laizse faire DJ
Usually these are good inspiration for your own drinks; I never thought to mix watermelon with cherries in a drink before. Keep up the good work. Btw, whatever happened to Vienna Marriott? I kinda missed watching some of those vids for the lulz. If there are still being made and anyone knows where I can find them I’d be much obliged.
@thingermahjig I might bring back Vienna and Bitchibon for cameo roles in the Naughty Tipples how-to series.
Beautiful and funfilled infotainment!! Love it!!
@trendfreaklezzy Thank you!
sorry michelle, thats my condom lol…… btw you r so hot!!!
haha dorky alexander saying “fist pumps!” and “ron ron juice!”
hello Michelle
@MRchaless Hello MRchaless
@vlogolution I enjoy your videos +_*
WHO WATCHED THIS CRAP? REALLY? WAATTAAAFUUUUCCKKK!!!
wtf is a tipple :_:
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Ay, so when we gonna date? LOL Jk, I am a nobody. Always watch your videos just to see you. I know it sounds creepy, but in all honesty, this is only my 3rd video I have seen.
snooki
wtffff, all this dumbass voice over nonsence
That dumb ass Chevy Volt ad doesn’t go well with Michelle’s hot Ferrari body…
Cock tail shaker ….. loooooooooool