Iran has no brake and no reverse gear in its nuclear program, said President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, while a deputy foreign minister vowed Tehran was prepared for any eventuality, “even for war.” At a university in Baghdad, Iraq, a rogue female suicide bomber left at least fourty innocent civilians dead with dozens of others left seriously wounded from the bloody attack…

…Now to our top story…According to several celebrity gossip blog sites, Britney Spears’ decision to go completely bald may be publicity stunt to help promote a world tour later this summer. Other sources report it’s an attempt to promote her breakout role as a triple-threat talent in a summer ’07 blockbuster. Thanks to an anonymous tip the HotRoast newsroom acquired these exclusive publicity stills…

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